Funny Easter Jokes

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What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? A: Two points, just like anyone else.

2. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

3. Q: How can you find the Easter bunny? A: Eggs (x) marks the spot.

4. Q: How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs? A: She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.

5. Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!

6. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

7. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

8. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits’ feet!

9. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!

10. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

11. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!

12. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!

13. Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM? A: The Easter Elephant.

14. Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A: It might crack up!

15. Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding “hareline”.

16. Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny.

17. Q: How are rabbits like calculators? A: They both multiply really fast.

18. Q: How do you get letter to a bunny? A: Hare mail.

19. Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? A: Tired.

20. Q: Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? A: Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.

21. Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A: 14 carrot gold.

22. Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? A: One with a “hoppy” ending.

23. Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? A: Your one hot chick!

24. Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise!

25. Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Wishing you a Happy Easter with your family and friends.

 

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