Funny Mother’s Day Quotes

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As you celebrate Mother’s Day today,  I wanted to share some very funny quotes about mom.
“To the world you might just be one person, but to one person you might be the world.”  Author unknown.
“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.”
~ Author Unknown

There are three ways to get something done: hire someone to do it, do it yourself, or forbid your kids to do it !
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
~ Phyllis Diller

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn’t have anything to do with it.
“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
~ Calvin Trillin
“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
~ Buddy Hackett
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
Irish Proverb

Happy Mother’s Day!!

 

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