Funny Easter Jokes

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  What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? A: Two points, just like anyone else. 2. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. 3. Q: How can you find the Easter bunny? A: Eggs (x) marks the spot. 4. Q: How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter ...

George Carlin’s Wise Sayings

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Have  you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac ? Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for ...

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. Will Rogers A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and ...